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Beck and Palin At The Lincoln Memorial: Two Blockheads ON Hallowed Ground
“IT’S LIKE PUTTING AN ABYSMALAMIC CULTURE WARÂ CENTER AT THE HEART OF WHAT’S BEST ABOUT AMERICA.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————– Story here. Our Corrupting Campaign Process, at...
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Forget MLK, Glenn Beck’s Lincoln Memorial Rally Even Disgraces Forrest Gump
“LIKE MOMMA ALWAYS SAID, ‘STUPID IS AS GLENN BECK DOES’.” ———————————————————————————————————————————————– BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Martin Luther King Had a Dream and Glenn Beck Was Not in It. Lisa...
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National Archives: ‘Glenn Beck Actually Had His Dick In His Hands’
“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES, GLENN BECK NEVER EVEN HAD AN INTEREST INÂ WASHINGTON’S HANDWRITTENÂ INAUGURAL ADDRESS. Â INSTEAD, MR. BECK THOUGHT HIS OWN HAND JOB WAS WORTHY...
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Glenn Beck Admits He Held ‘Mein Kampf’ In His Hand
“MY REAL HERO IS THE FOUNDING FATHER OF THE FATHERLAND, WHO INSPIRED ME, AND EVERYONE AT FOX, WITH HIS INVENTION OF GOEBBELS NEWS.”
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Right Wingers Even Demonstrate Against Mosque Near ’7/11′
“NOW THE MUSLIMS WANT TO USE THEIR SHARIA DIETARY LAWS … TO TAKE AWAY OUR HALLOWED GROUND BEEF.” ———————————————————————————————————————- BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: To Honor Those Who Died on 9/11, Time...
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Why the Jon Stewart Rally To Restore Sanity Will Be ‘X-Rated’
“NOW LISTEN, JON, SINCE CHRISTINE O’DONNELL HAS PROVEN THAT NOT MASTURBATING LEADS TO INSANITY, IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO EXPOSE THIS TEABAGGER.”
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Why The NY Times Put Glenn Beck On The Wrong End of Its Magazine
INSTEAD OF THE MAGAZINE’S COVER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BACK, ALONG WITH THE ADS FOR THE PREP SCHOOLS FOR TROUBLED, UNDISCIPLINED AND UNDERACHIEVING CHILDREN.
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The Right-Wing War on Thanksgiving: Claim Pilgrims Financed Feast With Food...
“AND AFTER THE WELFARE STATE OF PLYMOUTH COMPLETELY BROKE DOWN, AND WAS REDUCED TO A MERE COLONY, THINGS GOT SO BAD THAT THE PILGRIMS HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN TO NAZI SOUP KITCHENS.” Background at...
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Glenn Beck on Bahrain: ‘U.S. Should Seize the Manama Canal’
“LET’S FACE IT, WE BUILT THE DAMN THING WITH OUR OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS. WHY SHOULD WE JUST HAND IT OVER TO AÂ THUG LIKE ABDUL HASSAN NORIEGA.”
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Glenn Beck Claims Reform Rabbis Perform ‘Lefty’ Circumcisions
“AND AS EVERYONE KNOWS, SINCE MEN THINK WITH THEIR YOU-KNOW-WHATS, THIS WILL ACTUALLY SPAWN A WHOLE GENERATION OF COMMIES AND SOCIALISTS.” Story here.
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